Clarence's Big Chance
(4.22)
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Clarence's Big Chance is a fabulously weird platformer where you must help an overweight loser get through a workday and then go on his first ever date. You start by roaming around your house in your undies, trying to find breakfast and a toothbrush and (eventually) some pants; then it's onto the office for some hard work and dating advice from the boss, and finally the date… will you be able to get Clarence all the way? Like Jet Set Willy but better!
Our Rating: 5 / 5
Description
Clarence has never been on a date in his 35 years of life. But today that changes!
He must run and jump around four large levels, collecting items to impress the lady of his dreams while going about his daily routine!
How well you perform determines which of the five endings you will get!
Instructions
LEFT and RIGHT ARROWS: Move
DOWN ARROW: Crouch
UP ARROW: Read signs, use doors
SPACE: Jump
ENTER: Show the menu
ESC: Return to title screen
M: Toggle mute
Thanks for playing! Now check out Guild of Dungeoneering,
a game I'm making where you build the dungeon instead of controlling the hero! \o/
Dale
July 16, 2012 @ 12:02 pm
this is utter shit,i would rather rub my balls on a belt sander